Farmer Barmer is the farmer in charge of Mcmoo, Pat and Bo's farm. He is married to the horrid and bossy Bessie Barmer. He never features in the books directly but is just mentioned, mainly by Mcmoo as it is Farmer Barmer that he steals his teabags from. Farmer Barmer is also where quite a few of the components for the Time Shed. He has no collectors card, or illustration in the books, so we don't know what he looks like. It is portrayed that Bessie Barmer is actually in power and has authority over Farmer Barmer and the farm. In The Pirate Moo-Tiny Bessie goes on holiday to the Caribbean and leaves Farmer Barmer in charge.